Disgruntled

The rantings of an angry woman.

Archive for January, 2007

Modern Trash

Posted by Max Pilote on January 23, 2007

I hate poetry, but that’s probably because I can’t be bothered to stop long enough to interpret it. To me, everything must just sounds like everything else. Poetry these days is just people trying to imitate poets before them, writing about ordinary things in a style of grammar and language they barely understand.

It’s like modern artists. They beat their faces against a canvas until some interesting smear of blood appears, name it something like “Hunger Pains of a Starving Artist” or “A Field of Sunflowers,” and sell it to some wealthy family in New York looking to decorate their expensive apartment with lavish, modern trash.

There are no more great poets, artists, or orators. There hasn’t been a sane person for years who could shape the world with his speech or demand attention with just a single word. Those who possess this ability obtained it from a pact with Satan who always adds a lust for power and socially disfunctional mental disorders in with his deals. They start cults, fear the government is persecuting them for their religion, fight or take to seclusion, and die before their later years.

Maybe we could have that sane orator if we could actually speak English. This butchered form we call our English language is just word vomit. Stinky, nasty, dirty word puke that clogs the toilet at Buffallo Wild Wings.

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Collecting Medical Problems

Posted by Max Pilote on January 23, 2007

Creative Writing Journal for January 17, 2007

I’m pretty sure a blow to the head isn’t really a wake up call. It’s more of a one way ticket to a headache and a severe concussion. Maybe a nice nap. Now, a slap in the face would be more appropriate.

You see, normal people collect stamps and knick knacks. I collect medical problems. That’s right, I just can’t be outdone. According to my doctor, I’m still likely to die from the cancer, but the heart disease might finish me off first. There’s not enough iron in my blood so I have to eat red meat, but my cholesterol is too high so I can’t eat it.

What the hell?!

As far as I’m concerned, a medical problem doesn’t exist until you go to the doctor. They have people who live their entire lives without knowing ther cholesterol and it doesn’t kill them.

Doctors must have this dartboard of medical problems. They just toss the dart and tell you that you’re sick. After all, we never understand that medical jargon, so how do we know if their wrong?

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